A Giant Ink

Moments ago, I tweeted the following:

I was sitting here, quite calmly, trying to disregard feeling sick... and then there was a giant ink running on the couch right next to me.

And then Clara (@ckshowalter) responded:

...was it at least an interesting ink?


I meant to say was there was a giant ANT on the couch.

 Wow. I mean, I feel rotten. But I guess it's pretty obvious what's always on my mind. A giant ink?? What the...